"Got Anything Smaller" joke

Woman walks into a bar. . . totally nude and asks the barkeep if he can serve her a drink.
He looks her up and down and says, “Well sure, but it doesn’t appear by the your appearance that you’ll be able to pay for it. ”
The woman throws one leg up on a bar stool and shows what she’s got, “Will this do? ” she asks.
The barkeep takes a look and responds, “Ya got anything smaller? ”

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