"Golfing Anniversary" joke
A golfer was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him; "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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