"GAP AND HAIRLINE" joke

by JJ

Akirah has this huge gap
and also she need to shave her back
everyday she sings waka flocka
but everyone calls her chewbacca
she may have braces
but her gap still aint closed
so i still somke weed until i dozzzze

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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A very absent-minded professor entered a crowded bus, with no available seats. Suddenly a little girl raised from her seat and offered it to the professor. He was astonished and said to her:
- You are a very good girl, what's your name?
- My name is Eve, daddy...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable Old Brahmin to
ask for his young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I have heard that
your daughter has all the good qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan! more...

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Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for more...

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dont worry bout it:yo hairline so far back it makes it look like lebron james actually has a hairline
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Johnathan:BOI YO HAIRLINE DID 15 BACKFLIPS BOI YO HAIRLINE SO FAR BACK THAT I HAVE TO USE BINOCULARS TO SEE THAT STUUFF BOI YO HAIRLINE PLAYED THE GAME SORRY AND PULLED A CARD THAT SAID MOVE BACK 5 SPACES BOY YO HAIRLINE GOT HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE YOU DID
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Trevon jenkins:your hairline look like the bikini bottom
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Devonte jenkons:Your hairline is so deep Dora the explorer can't even explorer it
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Trevon jenkins:Boy your hairline is so bad Barack obama lost his hope
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u suck:I got a rap you smell like fart ure not even smart you buy ure shoes from walmat
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cody:this was the worst thing i have ever read in my life
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this one is not worthy show
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stealth ninja:I got better jokes you your hairline is bottoms up
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wontontaco:Ohmggggg! this is so funny! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahLOLOLOLOLs. Nice poem btw. Love, Hairline
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