"Funny Signs #4" joke

In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."

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