"Florida Bumper Stickers" joke

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?

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