"First Apartment" joke

Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do you have?"He walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door, studied the contents, and then replied, "I have pickle juice or water."

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