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    Hot 1 year ago

    A male teen walks up to his uncle.
    "Where's Aunt Rhodie?" said the teen.
    "In the living room," said his uncle.
    The teen walks to the door.
    "I wouldnt go in there if I were you," said the uncle, "they're talking about female things."
    The male teen walks in anyway -
    (a moment in the hall passes) -
    the teen comes out all grossed out.
    "What's wrong?" said the uncle.
    "I thought you meant SHOES!" said the teen.

    Your Mother

    Hot 2 months ago

    One day a teen goes up to his dad and says
    Dad guess What...
    His dad says what..
    The teen goes dad I got a 500 pound piece of ass today
    His dad goes...Your Mother's

    One day, a teen went to the docter, and said: "DOCTOR! Whenever I go to the bathroom, nickels come out!" The docter replies, "Drink lots of water, and keep your feet elevated." The next week, the teen comes back and says that dimes come out. The doctor says the same thing. Next week, he says that quarters are coming. Then half dollars. The doctor finally replies, "You're at the time where you go through change."

    I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

    A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
    Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"
    Grandpa replies, "Nope." Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?" Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

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