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    Hot 1 year ago

    A male teen walks up to his uncle.
    "Where's Aunt Rhodie?" said the teen.
    "In the living room," said his uncle.
    The teen walks to the door.
    "I wouldnt go in there if I were you," said the uncle, "they're talking about female things."
    The male teen walks in anyway -
    (a moment in the hall passes) -
    the teen comes out all grossed out.
    "What's wrong?" said the uncle.
    "I thought you meant SHOES!" said the teen.

    Grandpa's Safe Sex

    Hot 5 months ago

    A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
    Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"
    Grandpa replies, "Nope." Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?" Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

    Coffee Drive-Thru

    Hot 5 months ago

    I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

    Change

    Hot 5 months ago

    One day, a teen went to the docter, and said: "DOCTOR! Whenever I go to the bathroom, nickels come out!" The docter replies, "Drink lots of water, and keep your feet elevated." The next week, the teen comes back and says that dimes come out. The doctor says the same thing. Next week, he says that quarters are coming. Then half dollars. The doctor finally replies, "You're at the time where you go through change."

    The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly (name changed to protect the guilty), deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call. Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill. Secretary at high school: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?" Kelly: "This is my mother."

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