"Feeding Shamu" joke

At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why.No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind.Later, when we got home, we discovered the reason for his reluctance.An aunt had told him how exciting the show would be because "They choose children from the audience to feed Shamu."

Driving Lesson: Shanavas was just past 18 years. He wanted to learn how to drive a car. So he approached Shamudeen. Shamudeen agreed and he taught him for a month. At the end of the month, when there was just one more lesson to be finished, Shamu said "Shanavas, you are more...

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