Shamu Jokes

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    Feeding Shamu

    Hot 11 months ago

    At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why.No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind.Later, when we got home, we discovered the reason for his reluctance.An aunt had told him how exciting the show would be because "They choose children from the audience to feed Shamu."

    Driving Lesson....

    Hot 11 months ago

    Driving Lesson: Shanavas was just past 18 years. He wanted to learn how to drive a car. So he approached Shamudeen. Shamudeen agreed and he taught him for a month. At the end of the month, when there was just one more lesson to be finished, Shamu said "Shanavas, you are doing very well. This is the last lesson about the use of Indicators. After finishing the lesson, you drive alone to the city and come back." Shanavas nodded. After the lesson was over, he drove the car towards the main road. Fifteen minutes later, Shamu got a call from the Medical College casualty that Shanavas was admitted after a R. T. A. He rushed to the Casualty and found Shanavas lying in the trolley wih lots of bruises. Seeing Shamu, Shanavas went mad and shouted. "What man? What did you teach me? A vehicle with an indicator on top came rushing just after the Ulloor junction. I thought it would go up. But it came and crashed on to the car!" (The vehicle was an Ambulance!)

    A Beggar...

    Hot 3 years ago

    Teacher To Ramu: What Is A Person Who Collects Stamp Called? Ramu: A Philatelist Teacher To Shamu: What Is A Person Who Collects Coins Called? Shamu: A Beggar...

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