"Faux Fun--groaner deluxe" joke

JUST FAUX FUN

"Can you loan me faux dollars? "
"What faux? "
"To buy faux diamonds."

"What do you need with faux diamonds? "
"I have sixteen, but I need faux more."

"Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds? "
"No, just twenty, not twenty-faux. "

"You CAN'T be faux real! Besides, I don't have faux dollars."
"Thanks faux nothing! "

"Why do you REALLY need faux dollars? "
"Well, it's faux pas."

"And why does pas need faux dollars? "
"'Cause Ma SPENT all of his! "

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