"Farm Talk" joke

One day, an old farmer went to a neighbor's house to find out where his cock (rooster) was. The well-to-do neighbor answered the door and asked the farmer what he could do for him.
The farmer, appearing quite upset, said, "Sir, last night your ass got in my yard and ate both legs off my cock."
"Excuse me?" replied the neighbor.
The farmer, gathering attention by now, proceeded to scream, "You have got two feet of my cock up your ass!"

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