"Facts of life 12…" joke
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!) Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best) Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I doubt, therefore I might be. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things. Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
Not enough votes...