"Don't think" joke

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie-*poof*- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." -*poof*- The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." -*poof*- The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think... " -*poof*-

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