"Don't Mess With Riley" joke

A battered looking Kelly hobbled into the bar on one crutch and a cast on his arm.
"My God, what happened to you?" asked the bartender.
"I got into a tiff with Riley," Kelly replied.
"Riley?" He's just a wee fellow," the surprised barkeep said. "He must have had something in his hand."
"Aye, that he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was!"
"Dear Lord," exclaimed the bartender. "Did you not have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did... Mrs. Riley's right boob," Kelly explained. "A beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"

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