"Dishonest one and his beard" joke

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

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