"Dishonest one and his beard" joke

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
- He got his gas bill

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