"Dishonest one and his beard" joke

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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