"Dishonest one and his beard" joke

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

It was flooding in California. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row boat told the man on the stoop to get in and he'd save him. The man on the stoop said, no, he had faith in God and would more...

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

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