"Disaster Avoided" joke
The passengers on a small plane were a little shocked when the pilots arrived. One pilot had a seeing-eye dog, the other had a white tipped cane which he used to tap his way and both were wearing dark glasses.
They carefully made their way to the cockpit, entered and closed the door, then started up the engines.
As the plane began moving faster and faster down the runway, the window seat passengers realized they were heading right toward the water at the end of the runway.
Panic set in and screams filled the air. At that very moment, the plane lifted smoothly into the air and the passengers calmed down and breathed a sigh of relief.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot leaned a little toward the pilot and exclaimed, "Phew! You know, one of these days they're going to scream too late and we're all going to die!"
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