"Confession Box" joke

A
drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat
down in a confession box, saying nothing. The bewildered
priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the
man said nothing.
The priest then knocked on the wall three times in
a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally,
the drunk replied, "No use knockin', mate, there's
no paper in this one either."

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. more...

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A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."The priest tells the sinner "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail more...

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A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to more...

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