"Common sense!" joke

A man walked up to a farmer as he came out of a voting booth, "I'm from the CBI."
"What seems to be the trouble?"
"We happen to know that you accepted a bribe and sold your vote."
"That's not true. I voted for the candidate because I like him."
"Well, that's where we've got you. We have concrete evidence you accepted Rupees 10000 from him."
"Well, it's plain common sense. If someone gives you 10000 bucks, you're going to like him."

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