"Choose your death" joke

Three men got shipwreck on an island. A native tribe that lived on the island said" You have come on our property and must now die.""You will choose a weapon, kill yourself, and we will build a boat out of your skin." The first guy chooses a knife and stabs himself in the heart. The second guy chooses a gun and shoots himself. The third guy asks for a fork. The tribe gives him a fork and the guy stabs himself all over. Then he says" Forget your boat you fuckin @ssholes!

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