"Cheney Treated for Irregular Heartbeat" joke

Doctors administered an electrical shock to Vice President Dick Cheney's heart and restored it to a normal rhythm during a 2 1/2 hour hospital visit Monday.

It required 1/2 hour to normalize his heartbeat. The other two hours were spent trying to locate his heart.

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