"Blonde with pin" joke

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard more...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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timdaly:this was some shitty joke, idk what your humour is but that would get zero laughs
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Anonym:HAHAHAHAHA thats funny i have a blonde sis shes stupid
Funny Joke? 49 vote(s). 80% are positive. 2 comment(s).