"Blonde with pin" joke

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.

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timdaly:this was some shitty joke, idk what your humour is but that would get zero laughs
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Anonym:HAHAHAHAHA thats funny i have a blonde sis shes stupid
Funny Joke? 50 vote(s). 80% are positive. 2 comment(s).