"Bishop & the Vicar" joke
In a small country game, the bishop was taking part and was at the crease. The bowler was the local vicar who sent down a wide ball.' I say,' called the bishop,' keep it in the parish, would you?'
The vicar ran up, bowled, and knocked the middle stump out of the ground.
'I think that's about the diocese, my lord,' he said.
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