"Bill's Surgery" joke

Bill Clinton had fallen deathly ill while returning home from a trip to Africa. It appeared he had picked up a life-threatening disease and was immediately rushed to hospital for complicated surgery.
When he awoke after the operation, he noticed that the curtains were drawn around him and it was very dark.
"Why are the curtains closed?" he asked the Secret Service agent sitting nearby. "Is it night already?"
"No, sir," the agent replied. "There's a huge fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up, look out the window and think the surgery was unsuccessful."

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