"Bedroom Football" joke

John arrived home in the early hours of the morning, drunk. Hoping to not wake his sleeping wife, he snuck into bed and lay there for a few minutes when he suddenly cut a very loud fart. Awakening, she asked, "What the hell was that?"
"Touchdown. I'm winning, 7 nothing," he replied.
"I'm going to fix him," she thought to herself, as she let one loose.
"What the heck was that?" he asked.
"Touchdown, score is tied," she replied, with a grin.
"I'll fix her," John thought to himself. He lay there for a few minutes, trying to work one up. He tried so hard, he shit the bed.
"Now, what the hell was that?" his wife asked.
"Half-time. Switch sides!" replied John.

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