"Backyard Funeral" joke

One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate.
He asks, "Whatcha doin?"
Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish,ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Little Johnny shouts back, "That's because he's inside your cat!!"

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