"Are there any Chinese Jews?" joke

Two Jews are sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
The other sips his tea. "I don't know. I suppose so."
"You suppose so?"
"Yeah, there are Jews everywhere. I was in the Caribbean and they showed us this synagogue from the 16th century."
"But that doesn't mean there are Chinese Jews."
At this point the waiter comes up with their checks. "Hey! Hop Sing! Listen, are there any Chinese Jews?"
The waiter shakes his head. "Don't understand."
"Jews. Jews. Chinese Jews."
The waiter smiles and nods. "I go ask." He goes away and returns shortly.
"No Chinese Jews. Orange Jews, Tomato Jews but no Chinese Jews..."

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