"And Ya Pull A Knife?" joke

A man wakes up every morning and takes a shower, shaves and goes to work. One morning, the man wakes up with an erection looks at the clock and sees he is late for work. so the man skips the shower and shaves, while he is shaving he drops the razor and cuts off his penis.
his penis looks up at him and says "fourty years of fist fighting and you pull a knife?"

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