"Always Come Prepared" joke
A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot to things...Condoms and Dramamine for the man had the terrible misfortune of getting motion sickness on ships.
So the man and his wife stop at the store on the way to the cruise and the man goes in to get the necessary supplies. He walks to the counter with a plenty pack of condoms and asks for the largest bottle of Dramamine available.
The pharmacist looks at him for a second and then asks him, "If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?"
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