"Actual signs" joke

* English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating. * On a Scientist’s door: Gone Fission * Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people. * At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? * At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12: 30. Offenbach sooner. * On a Music Teacher’s door: Out Chopin. * On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et. * In a Podiatrist’s window: Time wounds all heels. * On another Butcher’s window: Pleased to meat you.

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