"A pit ful(l) of salvation" joke

Absorbed in his own little world, once Ujaagar fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A Subjective person came along and said:
'I feel for you down there.'

An Objective person came along and said.
'It's logical that someone would be down there.'

A Journalist came along and said:
'I want the exclusive story on the man's pit.'

Confucious said:
'If you had listened to me, you wouldn't be in
that pit.'

Buddha said:
'Your pit is only a state of mind.'

A Realist said:
'That's a pit.' A Scientist:
Calculated the pressure necessary to get him out
of the pit.

A Geologist said:
'Observe the rock strata in the pit.'

A Taxman asked:
'Are you paying taxes for the pit?'

A Municipal Inspector asked:
'Do you have a permit to dig a pit?' An Evasive person came along: And avoided the subject of the pit altogether.

A Self-pitying person said:
'You haven't seen anything until you have seen
my pit.'
A Charismatic person said: • Just confess that you're not in a pit.'
An Optimist said:'Things could be worse.'

A Pessimist said:'Things will get worse.' The Almighty God pitying Ujaagar:
Took him by the hand and lifted him out of the
pit.