"A fed-up school principal" joke

Dateline - Silver Dale, Pennsylvania: A fed-up school principal sent home angry letters after spotting five girls breaking the school dress code by wearing thong underwear. In the letter he explained that, "If I hadn't accidently dropped my pen five times, I would have never known!"

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints [purportedly practicing the perfect pucker].
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