"A cubicle is just a padded" joke

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

I`m just driving this way to get you mad.

Keep honking, I`m reloading.

Hang up and drive.

Guns don`t kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn`t listen.