"A Libertarian View Of..." joke

A Libertarian view of the world:

Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.

A Republican, a Libertarian, and a Democrat are seated separately in a restaurant when a poor man walks in; unbeknownst to any of them, it is Jesus.

The Republican summons the waiter and asks him to serve the poor man the best food in the house and put it on his tab; more...

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What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians? Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.Libertarians more...

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John Zube:My own libertarian joke collection comes so far to 2.9 MBs. At 80 I am unlikely to over get around to complete it. Perhaps you can use it and publish part of it in your collection. I hope that one day all of them will be assembled in good assortments on a disc or website, as an enlightenment tool. If you are interested, send me your email address.
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