"3 short jokes about sex" joke
I'm not sure how they're gonna make out, but a manufacturer is test marketing a brand new unisex personal hygiene deodorant - it's called "The Pit and the Pendulum".
Even now, so many parents are concerned about sex education in the schools. What they're not considering though is that if the kids learn it the way they learn all the other subjects, they still won't know how to "do it" anyway.
A Howard County Policeman broke-up a young couple in the act of love-making on a pathway in Columbia. The girl berated the officer long and loud with a barrage of obscenities. The boy was silent through-out the confrontation.
The officer arrested them both anyway. The girl was charged with disorderly conduct, the boy with having an offensive person on his weapon.
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