"3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!" joke

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

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Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

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I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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