Yaad Jokes

Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi: Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya
tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"