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    To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" Barney got run over by a tractor
    Best of all it happened on TV
    All the little children are unhappy
    I am just beside myself with glee
    He was singing to the kiddies
    "You Wuv Me and I Wuv You"
    Now he is just a piece of roadkill
    Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.
    Chorus
    I don't think the children like me
    But though I killed him, it's not wrong
    We're saved from evil propaganda
    That purple, nazi mind-controller's gone
    Chorus
    My trial date is set for Tuesday
    I won't get off (so I've been told)
    10 million kiddies saw me do it
    And the judge and jury all are six years old. ..

    To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
    Barney got run over by a tractor
    Best of all it happened on TV
    All the little children are unhappy
    I am just beside myself with glee
    He was singing to the kiddies
    "You Wuv Me and I Wuv You"
    Now he is just a piece of roadkill
    Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.
    Chorus
    I don't think the children like me
    But though I killed him, it's not wrong
    We're saved from evil propaganda
    That purple, nazi mind-controller's gone
    Chorus
    My trial date is set for Tuesday
    I won't get off (so I've been told)
    10 million kiddies saw me do it
    And the judge and jury all are six years old......

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