Tities Jokes

One day a little boy hears his mom and dad arguing and he hears his mom say bastard and his dad say bitches he then asks what it means and they say ladies and gentle men Well that night he hears his mom and dad arguing in bed he hears his mom say harry balls and his dad say saggy tities he ask what it means and they say coats and hats. Sothen the next morning his dad is upstairs in the bathroom and he says shit the boy asks what it means and his dad sayes shaving cream. So he is going down stairs where his mom is cutting a turkey and she says fuck he asks what it means and she says cutting the turkey. Then later the doorbell rings the boy answers the door and it is his grandparents so he says good afternoon bitches and bastards you may hang your saggy tities and harry balls here dads upstairs putting shit on his face and moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey.!!!