Sparrows Jokes

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    Where do blind sparrows go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

    I'm picturing lovely ribbons winding like candy canes down the iron
    bars, and useful storage containers she's built that glide easily below
    her bunk bed in which she'll store sheets and linens from K-Mart's
    going-out-of-business sale.
    The lone toilet will be transformed into a bouquet spilling over with
    toilet paper flowers, into which a trickling cascade of water will flow
    from the sink in a bird bath-like fashion, in an effort to attract sparrows
    through the open bars of her window.
    Once trapped in her cell, the sparrows will be slowly roasted with
    matches for which Martha will have gotten by beating up her cellmate.
    They will be stuffed with acorns found in the prison courtyard. I hear
    it's Martha's intention to collect enough birds to offer a Thanksgiving
    feast to all those who continue to subscribe to her magazine, even
    while in prison, although she has asked that each of them commit
    to a year of service as part of her newly more...

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