Severity Jokes

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A fool and his money are soon partying.