Peacekeeper Jokes

I read in UPI that America's biggest plumbing maker is marketing a product that could save countless marriages. It's called the "Peacekeeper" - a toilet that won't flush unless the seat is down.
"We saw it as an opportunity to solve a few disputes in the home," said Nancy Deptolla, spokeswoman for Kohler Co. of Kohler, Wis.
"The women say, 'Where've you been.' Men laugh and say, 'My wife would appreciate that,'" said Carol Erwin, media director for Kohler.