Pacers Jokes

Pacers owner Herb Simon is considering moving his team out of Indianapolis. That way they can find another city to disgrace.

The Denver Nuggets and Indiana Pacers will play a pre-season game in Taiwan. It should be a real treat for the kids to finally see whose shoes they've been making.

NBA insiders believe the Indiana Pacers could be on the move to Kansas City. Where they'll instantly become the city's best baseball team. In a related story, the Pacers Danny Granger has returned after an 11-game absence. Just in time to help the team pack.

Larry Bird says the Pacers' rebuilding plan is right on target... for 2030.

Indiana Pacers guard Stephen Jackson recently apologized for an incident in which he fired a gun in the air outside a nightclub in self-defense.
Pacers coach Rick Carlisle defended Jackson, saying "This episode comes as no surprise to fans of our team. We've known for years that Stephen shoots well from downtown."