Ozzie Jokes

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Who's there!
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was fined and ordered to undergo sensitivity training for his profanity-laced tirade against Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti, including a derogatory term that is often used to describe someone's sexual orientation.
"Ozzie Guillen used language that is offensive and completely unacceptable," Major League Baseball commisioner Bud Selig said in a statement. "The use of slurs embarrasses the individual, the club and the game."
"The commissioner did what he had to do," Guillen responded. He went on to say, "Mr. Selig is a fair man and a good commissioner."
Guillen added, "...for a homo".

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!