Guillen Jokes

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    Kansas City outfielder Jose Guillen sustained a torn knee ligament while trying to put on a shin guard. The New York Mets have already made an offer.

    White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was fined and ordered to undergo sensitivity training for his profanity-laced tirade against Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti, including a derogatory term that is often used to describe someone's sexual orientation.
    "Ozzie Guillen used language that is offensive and completely unacceptable," Major League Baseball commisioner Bud Selig said in a statement. "The use of slurs embarrasses the individual, the club and the game."
    "The commissioner did what he had to do," Guillen responded. He went on to say, "Mr. Selig is a fair man and a good commissioner."
    Guillen added, "...for a homo".

    Kansas City Royals outfielder Jose Guillen had to be restrained after a fan heckled him. Guillen said the man called him something awful, like a "Kansas City Royal."

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