Nirad Jokes

THE famous writer, Nirad C. Choudhury, who is in his nineties and lives in Oxford, does not allow anyone to visit him without prior appointment. Once, a young reporter excused his intrusion by mumbling,' I know, Sir, that your moments are precious.'
'No, my young friend,' interrupted the old man, shaking his head.' It isn't that they're precious - it's that they're numbered.'