Mi5 Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's air-tight


Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's got oil in it


Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's not in Iraq


Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's no fighting involved


Q: How do you get 30 British politicians in a telephone box?
A: Tell them there are votes in it


Q: How do you get 30 Brits into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's safer than a Tornado


Q: How do you get 30 British MI5 men into a telephone box?
A: Tell them an Iraqi lives there


Q: How do you get 30 British-resident Iraqis into a telephone box?
A: Tell the MI5 men it's Penton-ville Prison


Q: How do you get 30 Russians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's a slice of bread more...