Marigolds Jokes

Young couple moved into a new house. The wife was attractive but aloof. Being unable to hold out any longer, the eager neighbour once spotted her hanging her washing, and said "Behenji, your cow has eaten up my marigolds."
"That can't be true," protested the pretty neighbour. "We don't have a cow."
"I don't have marigolds either," replied the smart aleck, "but I don't like so much distance between neighbours."