Kidnappers Jokes

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 12, 1993San Francisco police arrested Russell C. Sultan in July and charged him with attempting to extort $23,000 from his mother and girlfriend by claiming to have been kidnapped for ransom.After tracing telephone calls, police, guns drawn, burst into a motel room to find Sultan casually eating fried chicken and watching a 49ers football game.Sultan said the kidnappers had merely left him alone for a while, and exclaimed to the officers, "What took you so long?"

So there were two smart gals and a blonde. two guys came to kidnap them.the 2 kidnappers tied one of the smart ones to the pole. He takes out a gun and points it at her. he said ready aim and the girl said tornado the two kidnappers looked behind them and she got away them and there was nothing there. the other smart one did the same. when the put the blonde to the pole they say ready aim then the blonde screamed fire and they shot her.