Harbah Jokes

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    Two pilots on a transatlantic flight got to talking. The Captain was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was their first flight together, and judging by the silence it was obvious that they didn't care for each other.
    After half-an-hour, the Captain finally spoke. "I don't like Chinese," he said.
    "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?" replied the co-pilot.
    "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese," answered the Captain.
    The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbah. JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbah."
    The Captain replied, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter. You're all alike."
    Another thirty minutes of silence ensued. Finally, the co-pilot said, "I no like Jew."
    The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
    "Jews sink Titanic," answered the co-pilot.
    The Captain attempted to correct him, "No, no. The more...

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