Co-pilot Jokes

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    Jamaica

    Hot 2 years ago

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket.
    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica".
    The stewardess gets the Head Stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she again responds "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica".
    The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
    The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
    The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".

    A plane leaves the Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It`s the first time they`ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don`t like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that`s why!" "No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese." "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn`t matter, you`re all alike!" There`s a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces. "Why not?" asks the captain. "Jews sink Titanic." "Jews didn`t sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, more...

    First Flight Together

    Hot 4 years ago

    Two pilots on a transatlantic flight got to talking. The Captain was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was their first flight together, and judging by the silence it was obvious that they didn't care for each other.
    After half-an-hour, the Captain finally spoke. "I don't like Chinese," he said.
    "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?" replied the co-pilot.
    "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese," answered the Captain.
    The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbah. JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbah."
    The Captain replied, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter. You're all alike."
    Another thirty minutes of silence ensued. Finally, the co-pilot said, "I no like Jew."
    The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
    "Jews sink Titanic," answered the co-pilot.
    The Captain attempted to correct him, "No, no. The more...

    God is my co-pilot, but

    Hot 4 months ago

    God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

    A Blonde was on her way to Mexico, She boarded the plane and sat in First class!.The stuardess came out and said
    "
    excuse me, you haven't paided for first class your going to have to return back to your normal seat in ecomony"
    the blonde replies
    "
    I'm blonde and beautiful I'm not moving anywhere!"
    so the stuardess went and talked to the pilot and co-pilot.So the pilot came out and talked to the blonde but still she was not going to move.Finally the co-pilot came out and said to his friends don't worry I'l get her to move, I have a blonde wife, I can talk blondish.
    so the co-pilot went up to the blonde and whispered in her ear, she got up immediately and said "
    oh sorry, I didn't know"
    The pilot came up to the co-pilot and said"
    In all my life I have never seen anything like that, how d'ya get her to move?"
    "
    oh, I just said that first class wasn't going to Mexico!"

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